everything rubs up against everything else

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• kristen wiig
• miley cyrus
• snl

“I can’t wait to tell you what happened to me on Sunday. I woke up late and immediately went out for a naked jog through my pumpkin patch. Four painful bosom shakes into the run, I realized I was late for a charity event I was hosting. So I quickly got dressed, ran down to the lake, hopped on my covered jetski that turns into a motorcycle, and scooted on down to the Tampax Pearl Women’s Business Expo. It was a magical evening raising a lot of money for good ladies who have small businesses and big periods.”

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• kristen wiig
• jane lynch
• snl
• suze orman